'I have deleted my Facebook'

'I have deleted my Facebook'


*I AM THE BEST AT LIFE*

*I need affection*

*baby pic*

*have you ever thought about this thing that I hadn't thought about until yesterday but am now thinking about a lot and have lost any sense of perspective on whether other people are thinking about the thing?*

*dog on a swing*

*my life is difficult and I am a nice guy*

*hot pouty pic from flattering angle*

*passive aggression* 

*vitriol, scattergun*

*vitriol, aimed at celebrity*

*sunset*

*happy birthday*

*stealth boast*

*sandwich description* 

*broad strokes politics*

*joke* 

*declaration*  

*cry for help*